don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here
"I wasn’t mad; I was confused. Everyone was talking, talking, talking at me and I couldn’t understand a word they were saying, and then their voices became a blur, and soon I couldn’t even recognize their faces… I feel like I am still there… spinning ‘round and ‘round and ‘round… and the ride won’t stop…"
Uptown Girls (2003)
I want to live as a human because master taught me many important things
when something good happens to your otp
when something gReAT happens to your otp
there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit
it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father
some people really have that????